"It turns out that the straight-male fear of reciprocal anal play is a
potent mix of sexism and homophobia; a straight man can do it to
someone else, but having it done to him isn’t okay."
Well, thank you Captain Obvious.
So a government-sanctioned report reveals that straight men love to ream the lemon. Big woo. Dig out the beer and confetti. It also seems that these men are unwilling to admit they also like their lemons juiced, although the rocketing sales figures of the, um [clearing throat] ...lemme get this correct, "doctor-created, FDA-approved prostate stimulator" belie their silence. We're on to you and your papinani love, fellas.
Oh, by the way, you can see the above excerpt in its full context here. And, should you find yourself with some time and No-Doz at hand, you can read the report of the 2002 CDC Survey here. I was led to the article by the awesome Durbango. Read his poem. It's durbalicious. (Sorry, no permalink available; see 25 July post.)
I guess one could look at this from two ends [giggle]. As DB points out, this penchant for booty encroaches on sacred territory where we homasessuals firmly planted our flagpoles [double giggle] centuries ago.
You could also see it as further Maple-Streeting of elements within gay culture. Not that there haven't been MonF (or dare I say it...FonM!) backdoor barbeques all along. I'm sure there were, but talk about your taboo topics. One by one, however, the bricks are getting knocked from the top of the wall. We can see you peekin' over, you molls!
The upshot: no, we're not going to share our stuff with y'all right now. Come back to us once you've earned that privilege.
Oh, another interesting tidbit I culled during my quick perusal of the CDC report: 90% of the men surveyed, aged from 15 to 44, identified as "heterosexual." That's not to say that all others answered "homosexual," because "bisexual" and "something else" [shiver] were also possible answers. Nearly 2% didn't answer the question at all. Regardless, there's that pesky 10% lifting its head again [pseudo-giggle], driving the conservatives mad. Pedal to the metal, baby.
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