If you haven't seen Girls Will Be Girls, then rush out and rent it! Or buy it, but please not from here (my, how progressive of them..or clueless). Now, I'm talking about the movie, not the Girls-Behaving-Badly knock-off on The Comedy Network...which I didn't even realize existed until Patrick mentioned it.
Homer first introduced me to GWBG a couple of years ago. I almost hemorrhaged watching it. For some reason, this cynical, vulgar, crass, and hypercamp movie tickles my pickle in a way that few do. Or maybe the right cliché would be "blows my skirt up," considering. (See the film if you haven't; you'll see what I mean.) I watch this film very often, especially when I'm sad about something, like this.
ANYWAY, one of the stars of the film, Varla Jean (Jeffrey Roberson) has her own road show. She was in Sydney for a few days over the weekend, and I cannot believe I missed her. Alas, it was too difficult to find a carer for Zane while Mark's in America. Plus, it's not the kind of show to see alone. You'd have to have a laughing mate.
[cue music: Pal Joey overture] But you see, I have always harbored clandestine fantasies about having an act like Jeffrey's. Heck, I am from the South. And I have a small frame, an unusually high singing voice, a bit of wit, and I do know my way around on a stage. Granted, I'd have to undergo some torturous hair removal, but it'd be worth it. Hmm. Perhaps it's not too late for Ginger Lee Poke's star to find its place in that famed footpath. [cut music] Huh? What's that? Oh, I'd better get back to work. A medical lexicographer's job is never done. Today's term is vaginal prolapse. Oh boy.
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