Casita Klatsch

Dry humor...literally

I was going to begin this post with something about our water being shut off this morning, due to a delinquent amount accrued by the previous account holder the month BEFORE we moved in.  But Mark scolded me for mentioning it on Facebook, so I guess I shouldn't say anything here.  Oops.

Anyway, because of the above unmentioned business, the morning has been a bit crazy.  I must get to work, and there's no time to post.  So I'll leave you with the following.  No doubt the site has been around for a while, but I've just stumbled upon it.  If you need a giggle, I encourage you to check it out.

Word Witchery

Alright, I'll admit it.  I'm writing this post for no other reason than frivolity.  (It's about time, don't you think?)

A friend recently reminded me of this link.  For kicks, I "dialectized" Casita Klatsch.  My favorite is jive.  I think I'll call Homer "Cribr" all the time from now on. 

Casita Klatsch translated into Jive.

Casita Klatsch translated into Moron.

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Go ahead.  Play around.

Here are some ideas:
Ambrose Bierce, "An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge" (in Elmer Fudd)

Genesis 17 (in Jive)

Text of the Current Occupant's 2008 State of the Union Address (in Redneck)

Tummy Fun

I called Cox and canceled my cable television service.  I received a letter that they're increasing my fee, and I realized I hadn't switched the set on in about two weeks. 

Figures I would stumble across this now. Poor carrot. I can relate.

It's a Party in my Tummy! (Yo Gabba Gabba!, NickJr TV)

LOTD

Because my camera died while trying to take a photo of the following flower in my garden, you get a reprieve from the photo gallery.  Evil flower.  Evil.

In the meantime, take a look at List of the Day's entry on the new Wal-Mart vintage.  What's your favorite?  It's hard to choose.  I think I'll go with Chateau Trailer Parc.

And in other blognewz, Homer's baking cookies tonight!  Which will he bake?  Go and vote now!  I need cookies.