A Child and Parents
by Zane
Year 3 2006
Once upon a time there was a child and parents. The child was called Alexi. The dad was called Sandy and the mother was called Rhyll. Once they went to a Kung Fu palace.
They went to the master. He said, "What are you doing here?" And Alexi got a metal bar and beat up the master. And while he was doing this, he said, "Die!"
They all farted for ten minutes. And they they said, "You hothead!"
And then they lived happily ever after.
THE END!


That was a very good story, indeed.
It reminded me of some of the earlier Hans Christian Andersen tales before they were cleaned up.
Posted by: urspo | 12 May 2009 at 11:56 AM
Oh my lord, reading this and the previous post made my ovaries ache, well they would've if I had ovaries that it.
How the hell do you not pass out from the pride you must feel!
Thanks for sharing that with us!
Posted by: The Mutant | 10 May 2009 at 05:49 PM